Sunday, December 5, 2010

Looking Forward

They say that "all good things must come to an end." 

Fortunately, I don't think that applies here.  After our course in Eng 1000c is over, I plan to keep my blog, and  perhaps refurbish it too.  I think I want to change my topic, maybe I'll just call it a "Potpourri of things."  I could write about whatever comes to my mind, how I'm feeling on a particular day, and just post random things.  I might very well get rid of the whole TV topic; although it was very broad, I still found it difficult to search for interesting things to post on.  Or I can simply turn it into an online journal.  I'll post funny stories of my day to day life, and document my college years on here.  I don't quite know what I'll do, but I do know that this blog is truly a great thing to have, because 40 years from now when I'm old and ripe, I can look back and read all of the cool things I've written about in my youth.

As far as design goes, I'm definitely going to play around with the background, add a few gadgets, change some, maybe even add a word cloud. 

Well I hope I will be able to upkeep this blog.  Being a pharmacy major, it's going to be pretty hard balancing school priorities and the maintainence of this blog.  It might be months ..or dare I say...years before I add another post. However, I'm going to try my best. 

I guess this is goodbye for a little while...it was fun! :)

Huh?



In contrast to the video I just made about how awesome tv is, I found a video on youtube pretty much degrading my beloved "idiot box." They make criticisms of how the generation that watches TV too much is dumb; how it fuels the class war, and all other sorts of stuff. Listen carefully to the lyrics of the songs in this video, and read the statistics. I guess they have a point, but it seems to me more like a hate TV cult, that is trying to promote books over TV. Well, what if you are a visual learner, like myself, and reading a book is much too mundane for you? TV can be good too! You can learn and see proof of interesting things that they show on the history channel, etc.
These people claim that if you watch TV, then you have no life. Well, if you sit around reading a book all day, doesn't that mean you have no life too? To be honest, I don't watch TV that often. I watch it when I have a little down time, a little time to relax. And to me that's it's main purpose; to entertain me, and allow me to drift from my reality a little. I don't think there's no harm in television. One just has to use it in the right ways; in ways that it will cultivate their minds, maybe show/teach them something like how to cook (Foodnetowrk Channel), in ways that it won't subract from their life but add to it.

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So here's a video I created about TV.  It just basically outlines how I feel about TV.  The song is called Sleepyhead by Passion Pitt, and it fits with the whole head-trip vibe of my video.  I wanted to show how diverse the TV programs are and how there are so many offerings to choose from, especially if you have dish network like me.  Anyhow, enjoy.:)

A Very Sexy Post!!!

If you’re reading this, I bet the title got your attention.  Sexy” caught your eyes, and now you’re curious to know what this post is about. 

Well it’s about those “sexy,” “sex-selling TV commercials.”  I’ve been seeing a lot lately, and I don’t watch freakishly weird TV stations.  I’m talking about seeing these commercials around 8:00pm on ABC7, other major networks, and family-oriented channels too.  I don’t mean to complain about them, but I’m just saying that it’s a little awkward seeing a “sexy” commercial when your parents/ family are around.   It creates one of those moments when everyone is silent because no one wants to talk about the ad they’ve just seen.  Here are some of the “sexy commercials” I’m talking about.





1.       Dolce&Gabbana Light blue Perfume/Cologne:

I see this commercial a lot on the major networks.  It’s basically about two sexy people taking a swim and then making love. Literally they are making out!! But the little symbols are what make the commercial luscious and well… “sexy.”  The guy and girl are wearing white; pure sign of virgin innocence.  Their bodies are wet; *cough cough* as they just had a swim, and the editing slows down to make it more epic.  OMG at one point, the camera angles itself to show the guy’s speedo thing.  Not to mention, there’s very romantic Italian music playing in the background, and the scene was actually shot in Capri, Italy…a very romantic place, as you can see the pretty light blue water surrounding them.  Obviously they are selling sex.  People will buy the product because they fell they will be sexy or feel sexy when they wear the perfume.  However, it makes for a pretty awkward turtle family moment.



2. Enzyte Commercial
Ok , when this product came out, they played this commercial nonstop…on MTV and Spike Tv (a men’s channel) of course, but still when I’m watching CSI re-runs on Spike with my dad, seeing a commercial like that after a murder scene makes me want to hide in a cave.  It’s kinda gross seeing this guy smile so much because he used “a natural male enhancement” and now the ladies love him.  What’s even worse is that catchy enzyte tune they play in the background.  Sometimes, I’ll start singing it when I’m bored, and then I’ll realize where the song came from…and then I’ll cringe.  These ad people really know how to get in your head and keep you thinking about their product!  Also, hearing all of those innuendos about how enzyte changed Bob’s life; “a sac full of pride,” “north pole,” “Bob is here to spread a lot of joy”…Ewwww GROSSS!!!!!! This makes for more awkward turtle moments than the previous ad, in which no one makes eye contact or talks until a normal or funny commercial comes on.  To be honest, I’ll get up and walk out of the room when I see that commercial start…



3. Trojan Fire and Ice commercial
Okay, this one doesn’t have any partial nudity or any implicit innuendos, but still its pretty awk-w-a-r-d. This condom commercial seems to be scientific-y and experimental as you see the female scientist testing the performance, I guess, between the two guinea pigs (the husband and wife/boyfriend &girlfriend) after they’ve used the new Trojan condom.  They go on this bed/rollercoaster contraption thing which mimics the experience of a wild ride, and we see them get off with their clothes all awry and their hair out of place.  I mean, all of the signs that they’ve done it are there.  So it’s kinda awkward, but not as bad as the other two.  It’s only 16 seconds.  They also have this new one out, I’ve seen a lot on the major networks.  However, it looks more like their advertising some medicine.  We see/hear the pharmacist explaining about it, and pretty much no nudity is shown, just a couple talking about their experience with it. Still, the thought is kinda awkward when you’re watching this commercial with your ma and pa.  It’s embarrassing. 

        Well that’s how I feel about it.  Thank goodness, these commercials aren’t minutes long.  What do you think? Did you have any awkward turtle moments watching these commercials?  What other commercials create awkward moments for you?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Here's a Toast!

I was watching MTV am wake up videos one morning…surprise surprise!...and was thrilled by watching Pink’s new video, Raise your glass.
She’s come a long way from “get the party started” and her punk glamour vibe of the 2000’s.  Still sticking to her rock-hard attitude, Pink has managed to put out powerful songs that have a message, like “Stupid Girls,” and now her latest one is “Raise your glass.”

Raise your glass has an empowering tone and sends the message that it’s okay to be yourself.  It’s ok to stand out when everyone else fits in.  It’s okay to be different…be unnatural…be yourself.  In the video she becomes several different characters, showing and teaching us all to celebrate our diversity.

1. Pink/ Rosie the Riveter.
Flexing a muscle and showing off her tats, Pink honors those women of the 1940’s who took on difficult, machine operating factory jobs while the men went off to war.  Usually, the women were responsible for all things relating to the kitchen and raising the family while the husband went off to work.  So, back then it was uncommon for a woman to take the place of the man in the job force, but someone had to do it, while WWII waged on.  Defying the status quo and culture of the time, those women stepped up to the plate.  Still wearing make-up, they simply rolled up their sleeves and got right to work.

2. Pink the bull-fighter
This scene took me a while to understand, but I finally got it.  In the real world, bull fighting is when a matador (Spanish for “killer”) teases a bull with a red flag and conquers it in the end by actually killing it. This scene is quite the opposite however, as Pink acts as the bull and conquers the matador, as we see him falling to the ground.  It’s rather interesting, to think of things being turn upside down and flipped around…of things being abnormal…or it being a completely different situation.
3. Gay wedding
Again we see the theme of being different and out of the ordinary here.  It’s a gay wedding, and pink is the wedding singer.  It seems like any regular wedding; fancy room, everyone’s happy; the only difference is that there is no bride and groom…just groom and groom. 

4.  Pink’s a Gangstaaaa
In the next scene Pink is a tough girl gansta, riding her bike through the hood.  It’s not too common to see a female ganster, it’s usually a male dominated arena, specifically predominated by blacks/Hispanics.  Amid the male ganstas, we see pink acting just as thug as them.  She’s almost like their equal, even though she is a white female.  She’s defying the odds, going against the grain…being different and celebrating it by raising her brown paper bag.

5.  Cowgirl/Auntie SAMantha [haha get it!!...Uncle Sam's wife :)]
Now Pink becomes a country cowgirl getting ready to take on a sumo wrestler.  She’s totally out of her element.  It’s quite obvious that a cowgirl doesn’t belong on a wrestling ring…she should be on the farm.  However, Pink is challenging these generalizations.  Adorned in her red, white, and blue cowgirl outfit with her cow girl boots, Pink puts herself on the same level as a robust sumo wrestler and takes him on.  Also, I should note that the sumo wrestler is dressed like a robber Barron or the Monopoly guy.  Whether she’s making a political statement of rich vs. poor the government vs. the big banks, she’s not afraid to be different, stand out, and fight for what she believes in. In the end, she actually kicks his butt out of the ring and wins, even though no one expected she would.

6. Milk Robber
This one is interesting.  Pink is accompanied by two other people who are dressed in black, much like bank robbers- they even have the stocking on their faces.  However, they aren’t stealing money, they’re robbing milk.  The odd thing is that their taking breast milk from humans and giving it to the cow.  It’s reverse of what happens in real life.  In our world, we rob the cows of their milk for our drinking pleasure.  It’s a totally unnatural scene.  But it’s awesome because it’s different.  I love the attitude here.  It’s showing people that things can be the other way around...however odd it seems.  Why does it have to always be the way we are used to?  It can be different.

7.  Nerdy prom girl
This last one is cute! It’s high school prom, and there’s a nerdy (she’s wearing glasses…so she’s nerdy? ) girl, Pink, sitting lonely in the back of the room, watching everyone around her dance normally with their partners.  The status quo always makes the nerdy people seem lame…too lame to dance at their school prom.  It makes them feel left out.  However, Pink challenges this statement, by sniffing her pits and mustering the courage to just get up and dance.  She finally does and joins an awkwardly dancing boy in the center of the room.  The two dance awkwardly together and seem to be having the most fun at the prom. 

Major message: You don’t have to conform to what society says is right or normal.  It’s totally fine to be yourself and enjoy it.  It’s a-okay to be different, and pink does this by proposing a toast to all the diversity in humanity.  
“So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass”
Watch the full video here.